The Fart Factory

Artisanal, Hand-Crafted, Small-Batch Gas Since 2026

"Where every toot is a masterpiece" — Nobody, Ever

Total farts unleashed: 0

Fart Engineering Lab

Duration 0.5s

How long can you hold it?

Pitch Medium

From "rumbling earthquake" to "squeaky balloon animal"

Wetness Dry

Proceed with caution beyond 70%...

Reverb (Room Size) Bathroom

From phone booth to cathedral

Flappiness Mild

The ol' motorboat factor

Volume Polite

From "silent but deadly" to "the neighbors called"

Most-played sounds of all time

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